Thursday, 31 May 2007
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The following is borrowed from Miss Eggplant from Weddingbee. It was apparently given to her by her fiance near the beginning of their relationship. I think it's cute.
The Recipe for Love and Marriage.
— ingredients —
1 1/2 cup Humility (broken Humility preferred)
2 Whole Hearts (hearts may not be reused)
3 tbsp. Chemistry
10 cups of Forgiveness
2 Short Memories
1 can of Patience filling
2 tsp. Thyme (can use Time as substitute)
300 lbs. of Sacrifice
700 lbs. of Respect
1 dozen moments of Happenstance
1 tsp. of Moolah
1 common Desire
1 Savior— preparation —
1. Set oven to Certain degree. Butter up pan before mixing ingredients. Use Happenstance when available.
2. Put in 2 Whole Hearts and Chemistry in pan. Mix carefully. Gently stir in Humility.
3. Sprinkle in Thyme as things solidify. Continue adding Thyme as needed. (Caution: too much Thyme my ruin the dish) Massage in with Patience.
4. When things start to heat up, add water, Forgiveness, and Short Memories. You may also use up any remaining Happenstance.
5. Add Moolah when needed. No Moolah makes the dish harden and difficult to swallow. A dab of Moolah usually suffices. Too much makes everything go sour.
6. Lay out Desires over Serving plate. Remove any unwanted Desires.
7. Mix Sacrifice and Respect in separate bowl. Pour over Desires creating a layer of pie Trust. (Caution: Contents may be heavy.)
8. Take pan contents and distribute over pie Trust and Serving plate.
9. Cover with Savior.Serves: a lifetime.
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